Friday, March 28, 2014

a year of silence


  Keeping your mouth shut:
  Prevents your hair from getting in it on windy days.
  If you have bad breath, no one will ever know.
  Nobody makes fun of your accent.
  No one "shhhh's" you.
  You don't worry about food being stuck in your teeth.
  You will never be overheard saying something bad.
  Thinking to yourself, "i wish i'd said..." is now a moot point.

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